This Is Not Important

Caution: Do not read this post.

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I mean it.


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Turn back now.


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You passed the second test. 

Now that you have been deemed both brave and reckless by reading on to this post, which I still discourage, it seems like I have no choice but to introduce you into a world full of danger. 

I mean, serious danger. Like, your life is in jeopardy just because you chose to click on this link. 

I can see you laughing. "There's no danger!" You laugh. You laugh, also, at the word Atbash. I agree, it does sound ridiculous. But that is not the point.

Fine. Whatever. Go ahead and believe the nonsense your parents probably worked very hard to make you believe as a child. But don't say I didn't warn you.

What was I talking about again? Right. Danger.

The rest of this post will be in code. Should you choose to decode it (if you can figure out how) then you will hereby be inducted into the secret, underground, DANGEROUS society of which I am the leader.

Somewhere in this post is the name of the cipher I use. Decode this message if you must, but I'm warning you.


 R hgilmtob wrhxlfiztv uiln ivzwrmt lm.

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Wlm'g wl rg.

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Evib dvoo. R droo gvoo blf gsv yzhrxh lu lfi litzmrazgrlm.

Nb mznv rh Ztvmg I.

R zn gsv ovzwvi lu z hvxivg hlxrvgb pmldm hrnkob zh gsv Xrixov. Gsv xrixov lu dszg, blf zhp? R'n zuizrw gszg R'n mlg zg oryvigb gl gvoo blf.

Gsv Xrixov rh srtsob hvxivg. Gsrh rh gsv urihg nvmgrlm lu rg, vevi, lm z kfyorx hvievi. Yfg gsv uvd nvnyvih gszg gsviv ziv szev ztivvw gszg dv nfhg tild hgilmtvi rm liwvi gl levigsild gsv vero tilfk pmldm hrnkob zh gsv Nrwmrtsg Nvm.

Dszg ziv gsv Nrwmrtsg Nvm?

Ovg'h qfhg hzb gszg gsvb ziv hl vcgivnvob vero gszg mlmv wziv gl hkvzp gsvri gifv mznv. Gsv Xrixov szh wfyyvw gsvn Gsv Nrwmrtsg Nvm, dsrxs rh z khvfwlmbn.

Dv nfhg urtsg gsvn rm zmb dzb dv xzm. Vevm mld R zn rm srwrmt hlnvdsviv rm Rmwlmvhrz, znzhhrmt gillkh gl svok lfi xzfhv. Gszg rmxofwvh blf.

Mlg z dliw dzh vevi hklpvm zylfg gsv Xrixov gl mlm-nvnyvih, fmgro mld.

R droo trev blf z irwwov. Ru blf hl xsllhv gl hloev rg, gsvm blf hszoo yv rmwfxgvw rmgl gsv hvxivg dliow ru gsv Xrixov.

Yv dzimvw, hgizmtvi: uiln gsrh klrmg lm, gsviv rh ml tlrmt yzxp.

Gsv irwwov rh:

Z nfiwvivi rh xlmwvnmvw gl wvzgs. Sv szh gl xsllhv yvgdvvm gsivv illnh. Gsv urihg rh ufoo lu iztrmt urivh, gsv hvxlmw rh ufoo lu zhhzhhrmh drgs olzwvw tfmh, zmw gsv gsriw rh ufoo lu orlmh gszg szevm'g vzgvm rm 3 bvzih. Dsrxs illn rh hzuvhg uli srn?

Tllw ofxp.