Do Not Read This Post

 Caution: Do not read this post if you value your life. 

I'm serious. Don't read it. 


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I said don't read it.



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Good. Now I know I can trust you.


Greetings.

My position on my previous book blog has been compromised. 

I have been forced into hiding for my terrible crimes. But for no longer will I cower in the dark.

Today I come out of the shadows and into the light with my new blog, Trust Nothing I Tell You. And indeed you mustn't. For the secrets that will be posted here are not for the weak of heart and mind, and I strongly suggest that you turn back now and trust nothing I tell you.

Everyone is watching.

And as long as you read this blog, none of you are safe.

So, dear reader, read on if you must, but remember: trust nothing I tell you.