Why do you want to know?

Agent Q has communicated to me via top secret text message that I should post a list of what I bring with me during my travels.

Here is how the conversation went:

Q: you need to tell them what to carry with them

R: why would i do that

Q: because they need to know

R: no they don't and it will only put me in more danger

Q: you're too paranoid no one will identify you based on the contents of your luggage

R: constant vigilance

Q: no harry potter references please

R: sorry

Q: but seriously

R: fine but i don't have to be happy about it


So, Agent Q, here are the contents of my aforementioned waterproof duffel bag:

One laptop with untraceable auto erase hard drive

One folder containing everything we know about MM (coded, of course)

One camera to document missions (waterproof, shockproof, etc.)

One phone- make and model top secret. Also untraceable with auto erase. 

One wet suit (specially made by our scientists to fold down to less than a cubic inch of fabric)

One wallet with international currency

One thermal blanket (also folds down to cubic inch)

One ski jacket (also folds down) 

One lighter (because I am not on Man vs. Wild and do not have time to make fires out of nothing- I am currently the leader of a worldwide secret organization. It's a very dangerous and taxing job. Takes up literally ALL of my time.)

Water purification tablets (for obvious reasons)

One packet of crackers and dried beef for emergencies

One bar of expensive chocolate (in case I run into a member of the MM- they are rumored to hate chocolate. Doubles as a snack in a pinch.)

One knife (I don't know what kind it is. It is sharp and I can use it to defeat MM. That is what matters.) 

One pair of sunglasses (because no one can be allowed to recognize me)

Sixteen passports, all registered to aliases

Likewise, sixteen birth certificates, social security numbers, licenses, etc.

One wide-brimmed hat (to protect from rain and be worn in public to help hide face) 

Various methods of disguise (including, but not limited to: oil to change skin tone, mini bottles of hair dye, scissors to cut hair if necessary, etc.)


Good luck, agents.