What! How Dare You Read This Post!

Agent S asks: "Who is the real Agent R?"

What makes you think I would reveal myself to you?

No, seriously, what? 

Oh, you make me laugh. 

My identity must stay a secret for my own protection. The name on my Google+ account was randomly generated when another member of the Circle started an innocent book blog to gain followers. Clearly, this failed, as the reviews were rather terrible. We decided to go with a more spot-on approach.

But I'm having a good day, so here:

My hair color may or may not be brown, blonde, or red.

My eyes may or may not be brown, blue, gray, or green.

Egad! I've said too much.